The wind is blowing. Don't even go outside. It is the kind of wind that takes fingers and feet off in car doors and sends trash cans a mile down the street for the owner to retreive, only to return home with bruised legs, teeth and hair full of dirt, and newly carmexed lips feeling like sticky sandpaper.
So my 2nd cell phone in a week is missing. Don't try and call me today. If you recall, Ezra threw my old cell phone in a sink of water. My mother-in-law was kind enough to let me borrow her 1998 model. Jace and I's recent trip to the valley produced a newer model. It was pretty and green, had an entire keyboard, a lovely camera, and awesome speakers.
When you are fortunate enough to have a small child sleep thru the night you really shouldn't complain...but I'm going to. The small child wakes at 5:30 AM every morning. I'm kind enough to lift him out of his crib and hand him some juice, then he is on his own until 7am (I'm being honest here). Well, this morning's lone adventures included finding my new pretty cell phone and then finding the nearest water source. I'm praying it was the bathtub and not the toilet. 18 month old children know how to turn on the bath water, right? And then turn it off it again? That's what I thought too. Well, the last sighting of the cell phone was on the kitchen counter - battery removed - drying out. I now have a pretty green battery and no pretty green cell phone. I guess I'm off to the cell phone store for the 8th time this month to have my '98 model reactivated. Wish me luck...this wind could take me all the way to Holbrook. Call me later.
Ezra quit messing around and tell me where my cell phone is.
Wait a second.....
Is this what she's been yelling about....green?....new?...makes lots of noises?
Yep, this has got to be it. Looks exactly like what I was using this morning to take pictures of the inside of the toilet.
So the cell phone search has officially been called off. Me and Mace could smile about that. The DANG thing still won't turn on. And by the way, our home phone has yet to be hooked up in our rental. Please email any urgent requests between now and tomorrow. Wait?....Jace (my non-emailing/internet/texting friend), you are going to have to put up a smoke flare....we'll come looking for you.
17 comments:
LOL! I thoroughly enjoyed this post Lindz! You are so refreshing and delightfully honest; and the picture of you and Macy is really and truly beautiful, both of you georgous!
I completely understand your day!! Caison dropped mine in the toilet awhile ago...I dried it in the sun for a day and now it works except the 5 button, not too bad for a swim in toilet water!!
Oh my. I'm definately done having children.
Hope your phone starts working. At least as mother's we never have a dull day, huh --Although I do long for one every now and then. Elli is starting to scare me that she'll be a DESTROYER. Alex got me some new house plants and pots for mother's day, and Elli can't seem to stay away from them. I just know I'm gonna hear one crashing to the ground and shattering at any moment. *sigh*
I love the wear sunscreen song/advice, you know I graduated in 97 right? And I loved that way back when...
that's SO funny! what is it about cell phones that babies love? the kids crying, you give him the phone, and it's instant enjoyment? odd. anyway, we traded the wind for rain...go figure...hope you have a good day Baum family!
Hey Lindsay. Im real sorry about your day. I feel like I am having one of those days because it is snowing!! Hello...Good luck with that 1998. wait chaz said you graduated in 99? Not so bad.
Lindz-
That was a funny story and I am sorry to say that your damn day sure did give me a smile while I sat hear and read all about it. One thing is for sure, I am glad you found your phone and don't have to go look the dirty phone sellsmen in the eyes one more time. Sorry about the rain/snow. Mom said it is snowing. Yikes!
Man, I thought it was only teenages that had problems with phones. I cant tell you how many of my old phones my little brother have gone though. its outta control. That is a super cute picture of you guys on this blog.
Lindsay,
I check out your blog every now and then. I love this post! It was hilarious! Anyways what I really wanted to say was I love the ‘Wear Sunscreen’ speech you added to your playlist. CORNY I KNOW, but I am oddly sappy and that got my sentimental bone. I was totally inspired! WEIRD I KNOW. So THANKS! (Moriah Kirkman)
I love it! I myself let my kids run free between 6:30 and 8 am. (okay, 9). you should see some of the stuff I have awaken to! Mostly frozen treats half-eaten under the dining room table. And a three-year-old wandering next door to play with the old Asian woman I don't even know...Luckily as moms we have absolutely no memory! Start fresh tomorrow!
I love your honesty! I feel for you. I haven't had one of those days for awhile, so I'm sure that it will be coming soon.(especially now that school is out)
Sorry about your day.
Hey I hope you don't mind I used the pictures that you sent me of my boys on my blog. Thanks! I told Jess and now I am telling you. Do a new post! I am dying here:)
I never knew what a funny sense of humor you have but I always find Im laughing to myself every time I read your posts! :) Thanks for that. I havnt had a phone go swimming in the toilet yet but I did have one drooled to death by my last teething baby. :) haha
your poor beatuiful green envy! haha, that's the phone i want! at trinity's birthday party macy told me she had done all her chores that week, and was getting to go to the store to buy something! good for you and getting your kids to help! (she was pretty excited, i didn't ask or anything, she just said guess what.. and told me!) she is so cute, and your boys too!
Why do kids torture us like that? I'd expect it from an 18-month old but my 4 year old thought it was funny to hide my favorite flip-flops for 5 days! I'm glad to see someone else is enforcing chores too- I feel like such a nag to my kids. I have an invoice for you, just send me an email address, fax, mailing addr. or something!
Why do kids torture us like that? I'd expect it from an 18-month old but my 4 year old thought it was funny to hide my favorite flip-flops for 5 days! I'm glad to see someone else is enforcing chores too- I feel like such a nag to my kids. I have an invoice for you, just send me an email address, fax, mailing addr. or something!
She's due November 1st. Yeah when you told me at the viewing you had the same shirt as me I almost crapped my pants. Cause it is from Motherhood. So I thought for sure you were going to ask me if I was pregnant. But thank goodness you didn't. Well no secrets now. I'm relieved to not have to try to suck in my belly anymore, since it doesn't really help at this stage of pregnancy. It was good seeing you guys. We will see you again for the 4th of July. No sucking in, I'm gonna let it all hang out. ha ha!
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